Married to the Sea

This site is a great way to kill an hour or so laughing your ass off. Here are a couple I found funny, but make sure to check out their archives.


Check them out at Married to the Sea

Fat can be funny

Now, don't get all upset if you are bigger than average(which in America is FAT).



They're called sizes. They are printed on little labels, usually inside the neck, on shirts. Check into them. Or perhaps a mumu.


Western diet + Eastern heritage=well at least they found each other.



When do you think the parents finally said "Fuck it, let him eat whatever he wants."?



At least they got it on film. Otherwise no one would have believed them.

A new reason to buy more beer

Always impressed with any model building, especially scratch built.



Check out this link to see all the steps.

I really hate Hummers ............the SUVs

I like the way these people think. I think a lot of our problems as a country come from our dependence on foreign oil. I drive a Scion Xb that does everything I need a vehicle to do. Sure I'd like to have a nicer or bigger vehicle, but simply cannot justify most of the larger vehicle's I see being sold. As far as I am concerned, if you are getting less than 20 mpg out of your personal vehicle, YOU are part of the problem.


Check these guys out FUH2

I thought these people were supposed to be able to get things done.

A video I saw today pretty much sums up the situation we have got ourselves into in Iraq. Whether you support the war or not, this video helps illustrate one of the biggest problems currently facing the our country. Our elected government is either unwilling or unable to execute our wishes.

This is an interview of Nancy Pelosi explaining what she has done and plans to do to help end the war.

Hint: Not much

I actually have tremendous respect for cops

First, I have to say. I think being a cop is an incredibly hard job. I wouldn't want to be one for anything. Mostly because I'm sure I'd be this kind of cop. I couldn't keep my cool while dealing with the endless supply of idiots in the world.
However, I have to side with this young man. The encounters he has taped are at the very least entertaining. But think about how he is having his rights violated. In both these situations the cops are letting their emotions come into play. Luckily neither situation involved a weapon or became physical. I wonder what would have happened if there was no camera? Scary.

Article and video #1

Article and video #2

These are 2 seperate incidents with the same driver and appear completely unrelated.

I seriously hope that my son doesn't have to ever deal with this kind of cop.

I have had 3 experiences with cops that I feel I was unfairly dealt with. I've had several when I deserved everything I got and probably deserved a LOT worse. In general I've found cops to be professional, helpful, and willing to cut you a break when you have committed a crime and you cooperate with them. My problems were always when I hadn't done anything and had nothing in my car illegal. I think they actually get frustrated when there is nothing they can ticket you with or charge you with. I would love to get some comments on this one.

REALLY nasty looking Halloween skull

I used some of the techniques found at Creepyfx (plus 2 years experience making removals for the city Medical Examiner) to help create this little beauty for Halloween. I think it is actually too gross to put outside. I think it may upset some of the kids. Anyway, it is for sale on Craigslist right now, so go check it out and buy it. I could use the cash. Here is the link on Craigslist.



Check out Creepyfx to find out the basics of making your own. A great family activity. They sell a web based how-to guide. I bought mine on Ebay a couple years ago.